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Cut my hair short. Love it.

Next step is to shave it super short like that girl from the Apprentice who blinked a lot.

Jenny, you have to go out with me again so you can see it, because she blew dry it all funkadelic the other night like I’m a wannabe white girl. I knew you were lying when you said it looked good. I knew it. Why do you lie?? Never trust beautiful skinny women. They lie.

~ by jeanne on November 10, 2005.